The past couple of weeks had been highlighted by straight-out-of-sitcom dialogues and silly punchlines:
BOOBS
Kat: "Dude! I'm setting you up on a date. She's cute, really funny, a vegetarian..."
Marvin: "Whoah! Vegetarian?! I love my beef too much. Pass muna."
Kat: "Wait! Let me finish kasi. She loves the beach, does that fire dancing thing and has big boobs!"
Marvin: "So, when's the date?"
Kat: "Perv!"
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Valerie: "Sarah took this maturely and discreetly.Why on earth would you side with that palengkera,Cristine Reyes?"
Marvin: "Boobs! Duh!
Some Epal Gal: "True! Don't stoop down sa level ng isang palengkera tulad ng Cristine Reyes na yun!
Valerie (to Some Epal Gal): "Did we ask for your f*cking opinion? Huh?!
HOOKING-UP
Valerie: "You know what? You suck. Do you really have to get an alcohol fix before you can talk to women?"
Marvin: "Yes. I'm the cuddlier version of Raj Koothrappali (from The Big Bang Theory)."
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Valerie: "Wow! Your friend got married. Di ba, sabi mo he's gay."
Marvin: "He is."
Valerie: "Who's gay again? Because he's married now and you're not."
TWITTER
Valerie: "Para kayong tangang dalawa(Tin and I), magkatabi na nga kayo, sa Twitter pa kayo naguusap."
Tin: "Paano mo nalaman na nag-uusap kami sa Twitter, aber?
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Tin to Marvin: "Follow (on Twitter) ko din ba si Cristine Reyes?"
Valerie to Marvin: "See, you've turned her into a monster."
Marvin to Valerie: "Shut up Sarah-lover!"
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Marvin: "May iPad ka pala? Ngayon ko lang nakita yan ah."
Tin: "Cristmas present ni Val saken, binili niya for me kanina."
Marvin:"Don't tell me you guys slept together already..."
GIRL-POWER
Valerie: "Why are watching a non-porn Katrina Halili movie again?"
Marvin: "At tinatawag mo ang sarili mong peminista?"
Tin: "Shhh! Ang ingay! Nanunuod ako!"
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(My co-worker, Bok is looking at a picture of a male and a female)
Marvin: "Ok ha,papicture sa kama ang magsyota at mukhang bagong gising. Sigurado ako nagdalihan yan buong gabi. Teka, sino ba yung chick?"
Bok: "Anak ko. Malditang yun!"
The End
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