And I'm back.
Ok. I don't promise that I am "back!" back but I posted 2 new entries before this, and this is my third, so I think I'm "grandslam" back.
There were people asking (like 3 of you) so here I am, or at least till I get pussy and Lebron James-y again and go prima donna on your asses: "What should I do?" (coz I feel really almighty and important now, bitch! I really suck at this. Hahaha!)
So lately, I learned that my mom was already on Facebook.
Since joining, she immediately posted three dozen baby photos of my siblings and I, linked twenty-four sites about the connection of premarital sex to extra-terrestrial abduction (pre-marital sex is bad, people!), befriended two of my ex-girlfriends and liked the new Noynoy Aquino-Liz Uy fan page.
Just kidding. My mom is way cooler than that.
But I still could not help but feel a sense of dread when my mother tried "friending" me on Facebook. (I love you Ma and you should be proud of me for being honest) This is like the sinking feeling I recalled having as a 16 year old teenager being caught in his room doing the hanky-panky with his girlfriend!
I maybe 24 years old (ehem!) but there are always things that you don't want to tell your mom, right?
5 Things You Should Not Say On Facebook Because Your Mom Is Probably Stalking You:
1. "You're very good in making me cry! Happy???"
- or any other emosh*t regarding how sucky your lovelife is, especially if your mom knows your boyfriend/girlfriend. Conversations about relationships need to be kept private. Getting personal in public damages reputation and creates more emosh*t... now with your mom involved.
2. "My girl's in the next room, sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved on"
- I tell you, not unless your mom is music savvy, she'll never get that your status message was from a song. She'd probabably take it literally.
3. "2 more minutes. Can't wait to go home. I hate this boring job"
- Whatever you write can always get back to the person you're writing about and will probably get back and kick your ass. Spare your mom from the disappointment she'd feel if she finds out that her stupid kid got fired from work because of a stupid status message.
4. "I like it on the hood of the car at the mall parking space"
- I know this is for the Breast Cancer Awareness Month campaign but seriously, you think your mom would believe that?
5. "Oh Crap! My Mom joined Facebook!"
- Seriously, do I really need to explain this further?
4 comments:
Two words: Limited Profile.
there's that, but moms, you know them. they have their ways of finding out things. and then you have to explain why did you limit your profile. hahaha!
Ayun lang.
LOOOL! your mum is really cool!
i wish mine, would join FAcebook TOO :)
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