I hate it when I say that I really like the song and my friend is all like "Yeah! Me too!". And then we listen to it together and I start singing along and she starts doing the same thing. And I look at her mouth and I can tell that she doesn't really know the lyrics of song because she says like something "ham and cheese drizzled with watermelon juice" over and over again convinced that I am not noticing that she's just singing it with the beat.
I notice. I always do because I am the knock-knock joke master and somewhere between that and lip-syncing absurdly obnoxious dishes lies the essence of this blog post.
Anyway, earlier, I met my friend, Tinay for lunch and since both of us are turning 24 years old (Nakanamp! Wala ng kokontra!) this month, our conversation brushed along the lines of "What to do in 5 years, before we turn 30 (Walang hihirit!). We turned it into a bet, the rules are quite complicated and boring. I'll just give you the list:
10 SMALL THINGS TO DO BEFORE 30
1. Make a scene in a small coffee shop (without being thrown out) and stay for full hour after.
2. Hit on a nun or a priest during a church-sponsored activity.
3. Skydive.
4. Win a game on either Wowowee or Eat Bulaga, dance with the ASF or the Sexbomb dancers and greet all the people we can remember on national TV including "Batang Zupah Ezquire" ng Tondo at the "D' Gr8 Suicide's" ng General Santos City.
5. Get drunk on champagne till pass out. This would be fun, guaranteed! High-class binge-drinking at its finnest. Ouch! My liver! My stomach!
6. Visit Japan and ask our favorite AV idol to sign our foreheads. Sora Aoi for me and Ameri Ichinose for Tinay.
7. Be on any form of media as an "expert". I don't know how could we possibly do that but it would be great, don't you think?
8. Run the 42 km without dying. Yeah, I blogged about joining it before but I found a lot of excuseS not to die. Hehehe!
9. Climb Mt. Pulag, do Jologs talk and then do 7 cartwheels in succession. I really don't know why cartwheels and why 7, but it sounded fun. I bet all coñotics there would go, "Ewww! They're so jologs ha! Seven!?"
10. Hold a one-person rally against male circumcision or female vaginal wash at the Liwasang Bonifacio. We agreed not to do it infront of Mendiola Bridge because the stakes are not even, I am a Bedan. Hahaha!
2 comments:
WTF, Marv! I didn't know what AV meant so shempre pinuntahan ko 'yung link dahil akala ko singer. Pucha, boobs!!! Beautiful boobs!!! ang nakita ko. My eyes thank you. Hahaha! OK 'tong happy birthday deals niyo. I wanna be there for #1 pero kunyari di tayo magkakilala, ha? Happy birthday! Yey 24 ka na ulit!
Thank you, Nek. I'm so anxious what would my 24th year (na naman) in this universe would bring to me. Hahaha!
Tsaka Nek. regarding the AV idols. Take note of these words: Banana Mango Highschool. Hahaha!
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